only if we run a train.
done.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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