I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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