is wine microwaveable?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
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