Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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