What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
