it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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