Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Boobs are out for the taking
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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