normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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