I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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