it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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