when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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