rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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