My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I am available for nakedness
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
Randomize
