love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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