So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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