why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Randomize
