So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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