I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Randomize
