How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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