Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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