i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
did i just pee glitter
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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