I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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