He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize