your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Come see our sink grown plant.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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