I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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