you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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