we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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