1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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