It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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