Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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