one two three fourrrrnication!
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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