So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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