so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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