Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Randomize
