Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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