What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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