She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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