Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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