Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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