i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
