he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Randomize
