I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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