Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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