There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Randomize
