come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
wow bdsm is so cute
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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