I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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