these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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