He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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