Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
