Just mADE A PArabola og urine
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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