Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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