Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Will exercising make me less horny?
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