i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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